Linderwall

Linderwall is a large kingdom, just east of the Mountains of morning. Here, philosophers were highly respected and the number five was fashionable. The climate is unremarkable. The knights have brightly polished armor mainly for so as it had been ears since a dragon had come east. Of course, there was the periodic problem with royal children and uninvited fairy godmothers, but they were always the sort of thing that could be easily solved with putting the child with the right prince or princess years later. There are problems with giants every now and then, but anything less would improper. The place was very prosperous and pleasant... and boring.